“We’re heading up to Dead Woman for the holidays to do some skiing.”
“Oh, sweet! We skied Dead Woman last year. Actually the kids learnt to ski on the slopes of Dead Woman.”
Just doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as Whistler, Sunpeaks, or Big White does it?That’s probably why I was pretty surprised to hear that we were heading to “La Morte” for a ski holiday. Well, the actual “station” itself is called “L’Alpe du Grand Serre”, but it’s right in the town of La Morte in the Rhône-Alpes region, about 40 km from Grenoble on the North Alps. That’s a big difference between ski hills in Canada and France. In France, often towns existed at the ski hill centuries before any entrepreneur thought about mounting a few télésièges and declaring it a ski village.
For the beginning of the two week school holiday that happens here in February, we were lucky enough to be invited by the father of one of Grace’s school friends, François, to join them for a school holiday at his sister’s chalet. Moreover, this generous offer included the use of their second car. Convoying it on a scenic route through the provencial countryside by car allowed us a different experience than whipping by it on a fast train, which up until now has been the only way we have gotten around. Not only did it let us see the smaller towns from their inside streets, it also meant a much more windy path. I remarked to Barry that it was probably hard on François’ french driving ego to be passed so often while driving at a slower pace so as not to lose the trailing foreigners. Even by Canadian standards, Barry is known for his old-man style driving. But in all fairness, I was quite happy with the speed Barry was setting: the curves were very sharp and we had two little backseat passengers not feeling so well.
When we arrived at La Morte and saw our first glimpse of the ski runs, we were far from convinced that we would be able to do any skiing (think Cypress Mountain, February 2010!). There was barely any snow covering the hill. Luckily, that night there was a healthy snowfall, so we were able to ski in the French Alps, something we never thought we would do. Conveniently, we borrowed most of our snow and ski equipment from François’ family. Lily learned to ski independently with her little “french fry” turns on the bunny hill. She was thrilled and so proud. A 5 year old from the lower mainland being able to say she learned to ski on the french alps. Chic, non?
Barry and I even did some professional development during this trip. The brother-in-law is a “directeur” of a country école primaire near the town of Vizelle. The school is newly built and I found myself drooling over the built in flat screen televisions, the separate smaller room attached to each classroom for art projects, group work etc., and the large upper story windows looking out to the mountains. All the teachers made us feel very welcome and we enjoyed chatting with them during la récréation. Among some of the information we discovered was the fact that now in France you become qualified as a teacher after passing one single written examination (les concours). However, there is no opportunity anymore to get some practical experience in the classroom. For my anglophone teaching friends who are interested in learning some new french vocabulary, imagine facing your first day of on-call teaching without ever having stepped in a class as a teacher and pair it with this french word: le cauchemar: the nightmare. There is a good chance you won’t forget it!
By the way, our very welcoming hosts did tell us that the town of La Morte is thinking of changing its name. I, for one, would suggest “L’étrangère Contente” (The Happy Foreigner).